Hot For Teacher Version 18.0 - Ballin' Billy Hollis
Delicious Domain Version 17.0 - Lusty Linus Torvalds
Passion Explosion Version 16.0 - Bumpin Blake Ross
A Very Special Interactive Episode Version 15.0 - A Cornucopia of Hotness (horn-a-plenty, indeed!)
The Return of the Mac(k) Version 14.0 - Bodacious Bill Atkinson
Down and Dirty Development Version 13.0 - Rockford Lhotka the Hhotka
Luscious Treasure Version 12.0 - Beautiful Jeff Bezos
Libidinous Utopia Version 11.0 - Jumbo Jimbo Wales
Smokin' Hot Senior Version 10.0 - Darling Doug Engelbart
Maximum Yummage Version 9.0 - Racy Richard Stallman
Hunkarific Version 8.0 - Luscious Larry Wall
Arousalicious Version 7.0 - Juicy James Gosling
Technoeuphoria Version 6.0 - Smokin' Steve Wozniak
Passion Explosion Version 5.0 - Aaaahmazing Alan Cox
Lustapalooza Version 4.0 - Gorgeous Guido van Rossum
Hotness Version 2.0 - Jaw-dropping Jawed Karim
Inaugural Edition - Ravishing Richard Brodie
