A personal coup

It is 1:11 (if I were still 11 years old, I would think this were a sign that I would soon "get a million dollars"; aaah, the simpler times), and I am about to hit the sack after a late night of some hockey kinda-watching and beer absolutely-drinking. First, though, I want to let you, the readers, in on a little bit of personal success I achieved today. Please see the following:

Can you see it? What it says is that a reader found good old this blog is eggsalady from a search for "showtime boobie movies."

Readers, I could not be more proud.

Searcher, if you are out there, I'd love you to: a) identify yourself for a handshake and a grin; and 2) stick around for the possibility of more "showtime boobie movie" mentions in the future. I promise to commit myself to your cause from here on out.

Anyway, gang: it is way past my bedtime, but I wanted to share this excitement with you as you are all a part of the dream. May every showtime boobie movie searcher find us in the future, and may we all make that searcher feel at home. Shalom.

Addendum: I forgot to tell you to go here - humor-blogs.com. I don't know how I could have been so distracted. I am now promptly going to get a big glass of water, a handful of Advil, and click on that awesome link. Peace Out.