Warning! Warning! This is a very important up to the second warning!
A rogue salmonella outbreak traveling in a round, juicy vessel is currently smiting North America and is threatening to spread its poisonous secretions throughout the world! 50 Americans and 9 Canadians have become sickened by dirty, plump Honduran canteloupes, and the FDA is warning YOU, readers, to toss your sweet, luscious melons as though they were yesterday's spoiled milkjugs. Do not, I repeat, do NOT suck the juice from these accursed rotund fruits. Please do not take this warning lightly.
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2 comments:
>>>>cantaloupes from a Honduran manufacturer
I'm no expert here but when last I checked melons were grown.
I'm guessing that these artificially manufactured melons are very far from organic.
Sadly, America's youth is being sent the message that all natural melons just aren't good enough anymore.
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