To all the Pats I've loved before...

It’s the seventeenth o’March, when we all give mad props,
To a Saint whom we honor by getting sauced off of hops.
Yes, SaintPatrick was fly; we all can agree,
But there are other sexy Pats hella dope, can’t you see?


As John Luc Picard, Patrick Stewart owned the Starfleet,
And, look, in a loincloth he reveals his sweet man meat.



That Slammin’ Pat Sajak is master of the Wheel,
Our host with the most drips and drops sex appeal.




Patrick Duffy is a stud many fans dreamed of doing,
When he played JR’s brother, smoking hot Bobby Ewing.

Pat Summitt makes us hot, as she coaches chick Vols,
That’s her pictured left, all surrounded by balls.

Men, ladies, dogs, ferrets, they’d all be mad crazy,
If they didn’t admit hardcore love for Pat Swayze.

And our homie Pat Morita, may his soul rest in peace,
As in peace as Miyagi looks between those two teets.

Patrick Ewing is the balla who sent chills through our joints,

As he scored each of those 24,815 points.

No one rocks Stockholm Syndrome like our girl Patty Hearst,
Of all hot kidnapped gun toters, this honey comes in first.

There are still droves of us who oft dream of caressing,
Manly man Pat Buchanan drenched in creamy Ranch dressing.

And our old friend just Pat - perhaps lady, perhaps dude,
Well who cares what it is – ‘cause we’re still in the mood.

Hottie Governor Deval Patrick from whom Obama ripped speeches,

Keep your hands off him people; he’s mine, all you beetches.

So, today when you toast our Saint Paddy with me,
Remember all the other other worthy Pats in the sea.

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