Once a man read the Eggsalady blog.
But he said his mind becomes a fog!
"Your posts are too long!"
"Not at all like your schlong,"
I retorted, then petted my dog.
+ editor's note - In the professional blogging system, criticism based offenses are considered especially heinous. In TBIE, the dedicated blogger who painstakingly writes these posts is (not) a member of an elite squad, known as the GFY Unit. These are my stories.
++ editor's second note - If you were that reader alluded to in above limerick (or anyone who shares his opinion), don't read the previous post on this blog entitled something something blah Little Golden Books blah.
+++ editor's final note - Alas, in the previous post, I actually did try to add a jumpcut. It didn't work. So, it's super long. The opposite of that aforementioned (um, fictitious) schlong. Adieu.
2 comments:
This post seems to point in the direction of someone who really enjoys a good fish-hooking....
10-4, Ace.
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