In response to the following astute little observation my spouse fired my way today - "You know, your posts don't always have to be so long," - I am going to grab the hint by the satchel and proffer a hasty stocking stuffer, just for you.
Today, I am not writing my dissertation on the ill-fated downfall of Willis Drummond. Instead, I am humbly presenting to you a Wednesday Limerick Duo.
Here you are.
There was a young skeez from the Hills,
Whose fake lips and teets paid the bills.
But in Skanky’s defense,
It’s the work of a Spence.
Stupid hooch, all our brain cells she kills.
There once was a wank named P. Shore
Who became quite the media whore.
Many girls on their knees,
Got a taste of the Weas,
And their dignity flew out the door.
There you go, honey. Brevity.
Who became quite the media whore.
Many girls on their knees,
Got a taste of the Weas,
And their dignity flew out the door.
There you go, honey. Brevity.
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