This one's for you, Humanity.

In response to the following astute little observation my spouse fired my way today - "You know, your posts don't always have to be so long," - I am going to grab the hint by the satchel and proffer a hasty stocking stuffer, just for you.

Today, I am not writing my dissertation on the ill-fated downfall of Willis Drummond. Instead, I am humbly presenting to you a Wednesday Limerick Duo.

Here you are.

There was a young skeez from the Hills,

Whose fake lips and teets paid the bills.

But in Skanky’s defense,

It’s the work of a Spence.

Stupid hooch, all our brain cells she kills.

There once was a wank named P. Shore

Who became quite the media whore.

Many girls on their knees,

Got a taste of the Weas,

And their dignity flew out the door.




There you go, honey. Brevity.

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