Little Golden Books Can Teach Us So Much.

Once upon a time, in a wondrous and magical land

lived a lovely mommy and a handsome daddy.

They were so wonderfully, joyously happy that everyone called them

The mommy and daddy loved each other so very much that one day

their magical love made an angelic little baby girl named Lindsay.

And, my goodness, was that little Lindsay ever precocious!

Why, she could be a star! So Mommy had a wonderful idea!

the family hitched their

to their little shining star?

So they did.

And, they moved to a faraway land, but - boy howdy -

Mommy and Daddy did not know that they were moving their family to the

And, holy tomatoes, if the whole lot of them didn't get lost in that crazy new land!

And our Lindsay began to get
for her little britches.
And everyone thought that our gal really ought to mind her

Jeepers! Did she ever act out! Sometimes all we saw was a

Oh, my!
But, our friend Lindsay would just say

Gulp!
Boy, oh boy, was she ever acting like a
And, soon, our little

Uh oh!

And,
sweet Lindsay wanted to
too.

Soon, she had a 

in every city.  The poor dear was a mess!

What a

 At the same time, our friend decided she no longer wanted a

Oh!

For, she had decided to be a happy

(not that there's anything wrong with that!)

Well, our girl's behavior was getting her into a jam, because she wasn't acting like a

And, one night, she got in a really big pickle.  Instead of finding

 she played 

and got in a really big mess!

 What a sad tale!  But, that sweet family

is

and every night I say my

 that that sweet family will live happily together again.

The End.